In brazen display of political stupidity, America's latest president Barack Obama accidentally converted to Islam while conversing with Muslim leaders earlier today. His spokesman Jack Frost reported that "[Obama] was being friendly with the Imams and talking about integrating the Muslim communities around the world better with America, and made a whole joke about converting to Islam to do so. Laughter was abound and somewhere in the middle of it all it must have happened. Apparently the Muslims are much more proficient at administering an oath than some politicians."
As a Muslim, Obama plans to start beating his wife and his children are no longer allowed to go to school. Obama's spokesperson said the president was very sorry that this happened but said his complete lack of experience was what caused this massive gaffe to occur. Obama used to regret his inability to empathize and connect with the Muslim community and now he is ironically part of it.
He also is going to make sure that everybody is converted to Islam within a few months, and in typical Muslim fashion, he is going to rewrite the books to say that George Washington and Abraham Lincoln were both Muslims as well.
Conservatives are decrying what he has done to the economy. TV anchor Bill O'Connor points out how strong the economy was at the beginning of George Bush's term and how badly Obama has morphed it despite being in Office for such a short period of time. He added that to add insult to injury, Obama had damned everybody to hell with his mere presence. "Our loving and benevolent god wouldn't stand for us to be led by somebody like Obama. There are irreconcilable differences between Christians and Muslims, and we can never stoop to their levels."
The world now stands and must watch as the horror of the Obama administration truly comes to fruition.