Oscar Wilde, beloved Irish author and intellectual is famed for his witticisms and is having charges filed against him by a local weatherman.
Edward Krenbarry, a local meteorologist for the local channel 4 news, is sueing the articulate author for trauma, harassment, and cockblocking. This is all due to Wilde's hilarious quote in which he declares that "conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative."
Mr. Krenberry is claiming that he has an excessively difficult time conversing with people and is often misconstrued as "boring and antiquated" around company. "I'm actually a real fun person to be around. It's just that the first thing I talk about is cloud formation or something like that because it's my passion. People laugh at me because talking about weather automatically makes me dull and I don't get any respect." He shook his head and added "it's really hard to pick up chicks when Oscar Wilde has made sure they laugh at me."
It was his childhood dream to be able to talk intelligently about how nice the day outside is and how much nicer it has the potential to be before it was transformed into a hideous nightmare by a single but deadly quote by Wilde.
"I wouldn't have such trouble with women if it wasn't for that unfortunate Irishman." remarked the visibly disgruntled and awkward man. "Social situations would be much easier if people didn't judge me because of my love of weather. Everybody's a jerk to me, and I intend to sue Oscar Wilde to make up for all he has robbed me of."
His belt unbuckled, shoes untied, and mustard stains splattered across his shirt, Edward Krenbarry declined this author's invitation to a party and went back to his apartment to eat peanut butter and catch up on the latest action in weather forecasting.