Recently the abhorred drollhouse members went haywire and organized a massive prank that has brought terrible shame to all of Newsvine and MSNBC. It is in fact, so egregious, that I must highlight on its horrible nature and accentuate all the harm that it is doing to the wonderful website that once was pure, pristine, and free from any error. The shame they brought upon this website is bad enough for me to sit here and exacerbate it while wallowing in an odd sense of pity and and self-righteous indignation.
How dare they organize such a heinous activity? What was going through their minds?
Did they expect to cause such a commotion? Absolutely
Did they mean to break hearts all over the internet? Undeniably
Were they trying to cause the collapse of Newsvine? Unquestionably
Are they callous sadists trying to wreak havoc and break apart communities? Most definitely
They knew that their actions were going to cause massive grief and spill blood. Brother has been pitted against brother in this epic aftermath of the Drollhouse's slaughter. I have ripped off all the posters I had of the terrible twelve on my walls. They were shining examples of all I've ever wanted to amount to and knowing they're capable of a joke I don't think I can ever trust again.
I could have just let this joke slide. I could have thought of it as childish, immature, unfunny, and not worth my time and left it alone. But I am afraid I simply cannot let such a grave transgression of morality slide. I must inform every one of you how terrible their actions were and make a big commotion of it so that the entire community can realize how destructive and divisive their intents were.
I am terribly ashamed and disappointed by the actions of the Drollhouse 12. The worst was their hideous deceit. After all, people are never lied to. I have never been lied to by my parents. I have never bee lied to by my priests, pastors, or parishes. I have never been lied to by my friends or my enemies. I have never been lied to by doctors or politicians.
But now I have been lied to by these people I trust more than anyone in the world and rely on for all information. This group of people consists of infallible individuals who scored a perfect 20/20 on their IQ tests and have done extensive intellectually related research for countless years. If these individuals are able to joke around who knows what kind of degeneration awaits the rest of the world?
Now that I've made such a commotion you must be waiting for my epic conclusion. After all, why would I make such an ordeal over a group of people having a little fun? Surely I must have some important analysis that I've been tantalizing you with. I probably have a brilliant interpretation of events that will solve all the anger issues and bring peace to all the land.
No, I'm just angry and venting. There is no real reason or justification for my rant except that the world should empathize with my anger rather than accept a joke. Disregarding the heinous articles the Drollhouse 12 wrote would simply be too easy. Just ban the lot and such a fright will surely keep all else in check.