I say, all Muslims are violent

I say that all Muslims are violent bastards. Everywhere in the news I hear reports of them blowing something up or planning to blow something up. They never do anything peaceful to make the news. Maybe if they wouldn't all be such ignorant and backwards peoples, then we could advance everywhere.

And listen to what ISNA (Islamic Society of North America) said:

"We, the undersigned Muslims, wish to state clearly that those who commit acts of terror, murder and cruelty in the name of Islam are not only destroying innocent lives, but are also betraying the values of the faith they claim to represent. No injustice done to Muslims can ever justify the massacre of innocent people, and no act of terror will ever serve the cause of Islam. We repudiate and dissociate ourselves from any Muslim group or individual who commits such brutal and un-Islamic acts. We refuse to allow our faith to be held hostage by the criminal actions of a tiny minority acting outside the teachings of both the Quran and the Prophet Muhammad, peace be upon him.

"As it states in the Quran: 'Oh you who believe, stand up firmly for justice, as witnesses to God, even if it be against yourselves, or your parents, or your kin, and whether it be against rich or poor; for God can best protect both. Do not follow any passion, lest you not be just. And if you distort or decline to do justice, verily God is well-acquainted with all that you do.'" (Quran 4:135)

What trash and nonsense. Anybody who will believe such vehement and pro-Islamic lies needs to be punished with the Muslims themselves.

How can ISNA possible represent the majority of Muslims? It just doesn't make sense.

I think that Osama Bin Laden and the stereotypical turban headed, cranky, "sand up his ass" wife beating suicide bomber shows the more everyday type of Muslim. The kind of guy you would hope not to run into while walking down the street, lest you trigger the bomb. They all carry bombs all the time for convenient eradication of freedom.

It's only these kinds of people who live in the Middle East. And for those who claim that an unfair assumption is being made, I ask you this: Have you ever been to the Middle East? And because the answer is no (if you have been there you'd be dead by now, if you answer yes, then you're lying), I say that you can't prove to me that they're not all like that.

Once the overly liberal people who claim that Islam is a religion of peace can understand that it is out to eat you and your children for the glory of their bloody moon god, Allah, then we can finally progress towards a better world.