6. The Wonderbra.
22. You can eat Krispy Kremes sautéed in trans fat at every meal for the next three months and still not be the fattest person at the state fair.
I disgree with the following one however.
23. When you think about it, our flag is still the coolest looking of any nation's. Except maybe Kiribati's.
I like America and all, but the flag is a piece of shit. Germany's is one of my favorites.