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"Then we just a pinch of sugar, that's the secret ingrediant..heh heh....heh"
- 10 votes
#2 - Thu Jun 15, 2006 1:18 PM EDTYou'd be makin' a mistake to mess with me understand? I hold your life in my fingers.
- 2 votes
#3 - Thu Jun 15, 2006 1:45 PM EDTIt took most of his Texan summer holiday, many dry runs and a laser like focus that would have snapped the minds of lesser cheerleaders but by summers end it was done.
He could eat the pretzel AND change the channel without choking.
- 23 votes
#5 - Thu Jun 15, 2006 1:51 PM EDT... and then I grabbed him by the short & curlies and said "I ordered 3 kegs Jeb... and I only count these 2 and that one in the corner... y'all better come clean and pony up the third one" ...
- 9 votes
#6 - Thu Jun 15, 2006 2:01 PM EDTSuddenly, without any warning, President Bush forgot which finger to use when flipping someone "the bird"...
- 17 votes
#7 - Thu Jun 15, 2006 2:16 PM EDTSee here, the air quality's good. If it wasn't, I'd be getting grime all over my fingers when I rub 'em together. Hehe.
(It's only remotely funny if you picture Jon Stewart saying it in his impression of the President)
- 11 votes
#10 - Thu Jun 15, 2006 2:34 PM EDT"Have some compassion, please. Can't we all just get along?"
- 2 votes
#12 - Thu Jun 15, 2006 2:42 PM EDT"Pro libertate patriae."
For those that don't speak Latin, it means:
For the freedom of the country.
- 3 votes
#15 - Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:34 PM EDT"Dick, how many fingers do you get with 1 + 2? Is it two, or three?"
It's a cheap shot, I know, but I chuckled when I thought of it.
- 4 votes
#16 - Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:46 PM EDTHere is my counter-offer: I will not keel you and your family and you will do as I say
- 1 vote
#17 - Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:47 PM EDT"Sometimes Laura tickles my balls, like this."
- 38 votes
#20 - Thu Jun 15, 2006 4:34 PM EDTJaphiah,
The prize money will be delivered to you at a time of your choosing. Since it is a large, undisclosed amount of money, the Secret Service will be delivering it to your home. Could you please state your residential address so that the delivery can be made in a timely manner?
- 3 votes
You are running very close - 12 to 13.
Not sure if you should concede yet. There is still time to "change" some things, if you know what I mean. I can call up some change experts. This one should be much easier.
- 1 vote
What does it say about me that my highest rated comment ever on Newsvine (by far) is one concerning the president's balls? :)
- 5 votes
What does it say about me that my highest rated comment ever on Newsvine (by far) is one concerning the president's balls? :)
You finally figured out what your target audience is? :)
- 5 votes
"In a surprise move today, President Bush became the first person to try to bowl with his own head."
- 7 votes
#22 - Thu Jun 15, 2006 5:18 PM EDT"Che cazzo ..." (=Italian insult, meaning 'You dick')
I chose this because of the hand gesture. I've seen many Italians make that same gesture while swearing, using that, or more colourful expressions.
- 4 votes
#26 - Thu Jun 15, 2006 5:47 PM EDTYou are right. It means "che cazzo voi". It is italian and means "what do you want - you dick!".
Never use this during a football game (I mean soccer) - you could be sent home, even if you don't know why ;-)
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